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Trash, trash and more trash. That's how I would describe what has been gaining a foothold on Steam over the past year or so. Today it's time to rinse 'Noob Squad' [Steam], an indie FPS that normally costs £0.75.

I'm all for stores being a bit more open, but stuff like this takes the biscuit and then some. It's usually £0.75, but right now it's on sale for £0.37. I know what you're thinking, and I don't expect anything really for that amount of money, but damn this is a game that's actually being sold on Steam.

Their official description of the game on Steam is just full of pictures of random people, rather than actually giving a proper description of the game itself.

I purchased it to see if maybe, just maybe, the developers were acting like children on Steam to be "edgy", but no, the game is just junk. This is the kind of thing I would expect to see fail to gain enough votes even on Greenlight, which is supposed to be Valve's way of weeding out the crap. Valve are utterly failing at any form of quality control. Sadly Greenlight is often abused by developers, giving out free keys for votes, bot voting and so on.

To make it clear: This is not an Early Access game, this is a full and complete game suggesting it should have some level of quality to it.

I'm damn sure the developer simply slapped some low resolution stock Unity assets along with some kind of FPS tutorial and called it a day. It sounds like it even rips kill announcements from Unreal Tournament.

I'm not asking for GOG-level curation here where legitimate indie games get turned down all the time, but at least a little please Valve.

Games like this flooding Steam take away some of the valuable time other new games would usually get in the newly released section, which can be a real problem for other more deserving developers who need the visibility. Article taken from GamingOnLinux.com.
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dmantione Oct 8, 2016
Carefull with your yes-votes in Greenlight. People often vote out of sympathy to the developer. This is wrong and leads to this kind of games being sold.
Liam Dawe Oct 8, 2016
Quoting: GuestDon't buy it?
No shit.
kalin Oct 8, 2016
What do you expect for less then euro ... cs go ?
In the end you can refund which solve problem with many shit games.
Also if the game pass steam greenlight this mean that good amount of users like and will buy this crap
thegamer1604 Oct 8, 2016
BTW I think that it still better than the thing that was called "The Slaughtering Grounds".
Hopefully it will not go that level of rampage as the mentioned thing's developer went.
Ehvis Oct 8, 2016
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At prices like this, it's not the question whether it's worth the money, but whether it's worth your time. I'll take that as a big fat no.
Segata Sanshiro Oct 8, 2016
This looks worse than some of the Digital Homicide games. Unless this is them using yet another alias to create asset-bought shovleware that pollutes the store.

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ljrk Oct 8, 2016
I much rather have such games than 20-30€ titles that are buggy, not optimized or not supported properly.

Think Batman: Arkham Knight. *That* should be filtered by Valve.

This game? Hell, idc.
Kimyrielle Oct 8, 2016
Tbh, that's why I stopped caring about the numbers of games on Linux a while ago. Because of games like that. Quantity doesn't matter, quality does.
Guest Oct 8, 2016
Quoting: KimyrielleTbh, that's why I stopped caring about the numbers of games on Linux a while ago. Because of games like that. Quantity doesn't matter, quality does.

100%

Which is why we are in the almost exact same position we were at the beginning of 2015.

With the recent Windows games showing bug in Steam i got a glimpse of many new and decent AA / AAA titles I will never have a chance of playing unless I pony up for a console or use Windows. Every 6 months Linux gets a (decent quality) AA port and every 6 months windows gets another 5 or there are lots of expansion packs. Right now as i type this i have a steam client menu popping through my Firefox window and the video doesn't work fullscreen from the client playing trailers, i have to use the web browser or BP mode. The steam client itself is slow and buggy too and in general it feels like Valve gave up on Linux, Where is the VR ? Then there is GOG client ? and Origin etc..

Sounds bad but whats worse is the utter tripe being peddled on Steam in general. But it just raises the point more clearly about quality over quantity. I wouldn't use windows ever now, but i imagine i will be picking up a PS4k for HD gaming & VR.


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ElectricPrism Oct 9, 2016
Quoting: liamdawe
Quoting: GuestDon't buy it?
No shit.

Sarcastic angry or annoyed Liam articles are fucking fun to read. Thanks for saving us the trouble of getting this.
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