I'm a little unclear what you're supposed to do with the controller bits once you pull them off. Do you stick them together? That would be weirdly narrow. Do you just use them as separate bits, one in each hand? I feel like they'd shift weirdly in your hands while you were trying to use them. I don't get it.

So, you typically lay on your belly like a snake, with your elbows rested on a pillow in front of the TV with the controller docked, showing your ass crack off from having your pants a bit too low for comfort. Extra points for wearing a beer hat with a straw feeding you your favorite creatine supplement drink, enabling you to gather the arm strength to one day hold the controller above your head like your bench pressing two whole steam decks for 45 minuets. Only then will you be able to say " I have conquered the Legion "