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Win a copy of the Humble Introversion Bundle!

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Okay folks now that the Humble Introversion Bundle is finish it's time for me to give up the gift copy I purchased, with it you can keep it for yourself or gift it onto someone else!

This gift copy was above the average payment to make sure it includes all of the games from the bundle for you!

How do I enter? Simple!
Tell us the funniest Linux-related joke you know, the bigger the laugh I get the better your chances! Simples!

Ps. It may be best to register an account or leave your contact email so I can actually confirm who I am sending the copy to, sending in as a guest with no means of contact won't help.

When do I win?
Competition will close 17th December.

That is all you have to do to win these games:
Uplink, Darwinia, DEFCON, Multiwinia, Dungeons of Dredmor, Aquaria, Crayon Physics Deluxe the Windows only prototypes they included and the source code to the Introversion games! Article taken from GamingOnLinux.com.
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tommis Dec 9, 2011
%blow                                                                                                                                               
bash: fg: %blow: no such job
Padster Dec 9, 2011
Three male programmers were in the bathroom standing at the urinals.
The first programmer finishes, walks over to the sink to wash his hands.
He then proceeds to dry his hands very carefully. He uses paper towel after paper towel and ensures that every single spot of water on his hands is dried.
Turning to the other two, he says, “At Microsoft, we are trained to be extremely thorough.”
The second programmer finishes his task at the urinal and he proceeds to wash his hands. He uses a single paper towel and makes sure that he dries his hands using every available portion of the paper towel.
He turns and says, “At Intel not only are we trained to be extremely thorough but we are also trained to be extremely efficient.”
The third programmer finished and walks straight for the door, shouting over his shoulder, “At Red Hat, we don`t piss on our hands.”
Eddward Dec 10, 2011
This isn't much of a joke, but WINE is being ported to Windows. (See http://wiki.winehq.org/WineOnWindows In fact it already works with andLinux, an Ubuntu environment on Windows.

The reason to run Wine on Windows is of course to get older games to work again. So with this development, I can all finally stop duel booting. Like the rest of you, I'm only on Linux for the games. Fortunately the Humble Bundle should run on modern Windows, so this contest is still relevant.
John Dwyer Dec 12, 2011
The games box said, "Needs Windows Vista, XP, or better".
So I installed Linux.

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rcoit Dec 12, 2011
who | grep -i blonde | talk; cd ~; wine; talk; touch; unzip; touch; strip; gasp; finger; mount; fsck; more; yes; gasp; umount; make clean; sleep

A little dirty but funny and NO I did not write it. It was someone signature

Ron
Max Dec 12, 2011
This is a true story:
I work in the computer support center at my college. We have (among other things) a mailing list to keep everybody abreast of ongoing problems.
The other day the head of the department sent an email to this list along the lines of: My daughter's Norton subscription will expire soon, what is the best free antivirus to get her?
Without fail, all 30+ subscribers to the list responded: Linux.
texaco Dec 13, 2011
My project leader asked me about a buy a new server.

After check some offers, with linux for a few reasons, I explained the options to her.

After few minutes talking to her, she said me:

There is not any other without a nerd operating system?

So sorry for my english, but is a true story.
Urfoex Dec 13, 2011
You can laugh about Windows all day long.

But you won't find any good laughs on the cost of Linux ...

So Linux is no joke. Just a good operating system with people who wanna be creative.

:D
TFXTFX Dec 14, 2011
This is one of the funnist Linux jokes I have seen. Short and sweet:

http://xkcd.com/149/

In Text:

Boyfriend: Make me a sandwich
Girlfriend: What? Make it yourself
Boyfriend: sudo Make me a sandwich
Girlfriend: Okay.
Padster Dec 15, 2011
Just in case I win, I'd rather not post my email here, so maybe share the key with me via Google+? I'm https://plus.google.com/u/0/101446252652134552307
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